Blue Hulk Smoothie

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A spinach blueberry smoothie with nothing to chop. Low carb, keto and ready in 5 minutes, so it works on a No-Spoons Day.
  • Prep5 min

Spinach blueberry smoothie, with nothing to chop. Six ingredients go in the blender, you blitz, you drink. Five minutes, one cup to wash, no knife.

Easier still? Buy bagged baby spinach (most bags are pre-washed, check the label) and tip it straight in. It’s a low carb breakfast or snack for the days the stove is not happening and the spoon drawer is empty.

Can I manage this today?

  • Spoon rating: 🥄 No-Spoons Day
  • Hands-on time: about 5 minutes, nothing hands-off
  • Main effort: measuring six ingredients into the blender
  • Chopping: none
  • Standing and attention: about 5 minutes at the bench. No stove, no heat, no watching a pan
  • Washing up: one blender cup, a few measuring spoons and a glass

There’s only one way to make this, and it’s already the easy one.

Kerry’s notes

This is the smoothie I point people at when the day has already won. No knife, no stove, one cup to wash.

Keep the nut butter, spirulina and honey substitute together on one shelf. Spinach lives in the fridge. Pull the lot out, tip it in, done before you’ve had time to think about it.

Yes, the macros shift a bit with your brand of nut butter and coconut milk. Leigh will want to tell you exactly how much, and she’s written a whole guide on keto versus low carb, so I’ll put the kettle on while she does.

The honey substitute? She has views on that too. Her honey on keto guide has the full story.

One more thing. It doesn’t look too green, and the honey substitute lifts the sweetness. This one snuck past the Ninja test.

Why this recipe works

  • Nut butter and coconut milk give it body, so it drinks like a smoothie and not green water.
  • Blueberries and a teaspoon of honey substitute sweeten it. No sugar goes in.
  • Nothing is cooked, so it’s still on the table when the stove is off limits.
  • Six ingredients and five measures. There are no decisions halfway through.

Ingredients at a glance

  • Blueberries: sweetness and the purple colour.
  • Spinach: the green. Mild enough that it disappears.
  • Nut butter: creaminess and body. Any kind you like.
  • Keto honey substitute: a little sweetness without sugar.
  • Spirulina: extra colour and an earthy note. Optional.
  • Coconut milk: the liquid base.

No Spoon Swaps

Shortcuts are legitimate ingredients here. Our guide to convenience ingredients as accessibility tools says why.

  • Bagged baby spinach: nothing to wash or chop. Check the bag says washed.
  • Pre-stirred nut butter: no stirring the oil back in. Check the label, as some have extra ingredients.
  • Carton coconut milk: pours straight from the pack, with no tin to open. Leigh has compared brands in Milk vs Mylk on Keto and Low Carb.
  • Frozen blueberries: no washing, and nothing goes off in the fridge. Fresh works too.

Substitutions and allergens

  • Nut butter: any you like, or a seed butter if you avoid nuts.
  • Honey substitute: another sweetener you like, or leave it out.
  • Coconut milk: another unsweetened milk.

Allergen notes

  • Nuts: the nut butter. Check the label for cross-contamination.
  • Coconut: it’s in the milk. Some people who avoid tree nuts avoid coconut too, so check what’s right for you.
  • Gluten: none of the ingredients contain gluten as written. Labels vary by brand, so check the nut butter, spirulina and coconut milk.
  • Xylitol: keto honey substitutes can contain xylitol, which is toxic to dogs in any amount. Keep it out of reach, and ring a vet straight away if a dog has had some. It can also be laxative for some people.

Equipment and easier alternatives

  • Tested with: the Ninja Nutri Bullet Blender. Any high-powered blender works.
  • If standing at the bench is hard, sit down to measure. It’s all ingredients going into one cup.

Storage, freezing and reheating

  • Fridge: keep in the fridge for up to 5 days.
  • Reheating: not needed. It’s a cold drink.

Serving ideas

Frequently asked questions

Can I leave out the spirulina?

Yes, it’s optional.

Is it keto or low carb?

We tag it both. Carbs vary with your brands, so check your labels. Leigh’s keto vs low carb guide explains the difference.

Can I use frozen blueberries?

Yes. Fresh or frozen both work.

Can I make this spinach blueberry smoothie ahead?

Yes. It keeps in the fridge for up to 5 days.

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Blue Hulk Smoothie

A five-minute spinach and blueberry smoothie with nothing to chop. No-Spoons Day: tip it all in the blender and go.
Servings 2
Prep Time 5 minutes
Total Time 5 minutes

Equipment

Ingredients

  • 50 g blueberries (fresh or frozen)
  • 30 g spinach
  • 2 tablespoons nut butter
  • 1 teaspoon Nature's Hollow keto honey substitute
  • 1 teaspoon spirulina
  • 1 cup (250 mL) unsweetened coconut milk (carton)

Instructions

Make the smoothie

  • Pour 1 cup (250 mL) coconut milk into the blender cup.
  • Add 50 g blueberries.
  • Add 30 g spinach.
  • Add 2 tablespoons nut butter.
  • Add 1 teaspoon keto honey substitute.
  • Add 1 teaspoon spirulina.
  • Blitz until smooth, with no green flecks left.

Serve

  • Pour into two glasses.
  • Drink straight away, or keep what's left in the fridge for up to 5 days.

Notes

Keeps in the fridge for up to 5 days. Swap: a seed butter for the nut butter if you avoid nuts.
Calories: 646kcal
Course: Breakfast, Drinks
Cuisine: Australian
Keyword: low carb breakfast smoothie, no-chop smoothie, spinach blueberry smoothie
Spoon Rating: No Spoons Day
Protein: Vegetarian
Bonus Spoons: ⏲Fast Feed

Nutrition

Serving: 1serving | Calories: 646kcal | Carbohydrates: 8g | Protein: 5g | Fat: 11g

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A final spoon-saving note

Put the spirulina, honey substitute and nut butter on one shelf, side by side. Next time this spinach blueberry smoothie is six things off one shelf and into one cup. Give it a go this week and see how it sits with your spoons.

Disclaimer: Every recipe here gets cooked and tested in our own kitchens by Leigh and Kerry, on the same limited spoons as you. You can read more about how we create and test recipes if you’re curious. We’re cooks, not clinicians, so none of this is medical or dietary advice. A GP or Accredited Practising Dietitian can tailor food to you, and our health and sourcing policy explains where we stand. Check labels for allergens, because your pantry is not our pantry.

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